Epic Quotes and Moments (from Current Operation) - Nihilus / Strange Guy Librarium Sequence

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(back in the librarium, after Nihilus apparently got rid of the Strange Guy)
Nihilus: (voxing Atellus) There was a guy in the restricted area and I threw him out.
Nihilus: Then he was faster than me and I threw him out again.
Nihilus: Now he's out.
Atellus: Out where? Out how?
Nihilus: Well, out of the...restricted area...
Atellus: What was he doing in the restricted area? Strange Guy: (from behind the bookshelf) You really don't want to talk to me, do you?
Nihilus: Emperor-damnit! Excuse me, I need to throw him out again.
(he realizes that he can't see the guy)
Nihilus: Oh no! Now he's doing the Nuts-stone-thing from before.
Atellus: The what what thing what...WHAT?
Nihilus: Well, he talks and I can't see him to punch him.
Atellus: Like he's not actually there?
Nihilus: Yes.
Nihilus: Can...can I set up a melta bomb? Just in case he's-
Atellus: No! But be very careful.
Strange Guy: What is it with you and punching people all the time?
Nihilus: (to nowhere in particular) Why not?
Strange Guy: Well - it's not polite for one...
Nihilus: What?!
Strange Guy: It's not polite.
Nihilus: Wha- I don't give a rat's ass about polite. It's fun!
Atellus: (via vox) Nihilus, get back to the bridge.
Nihilus: Don't wanna.
Atellus: Get back to the bridge now, this is an order!
Strange Guy: Don't wanna what?
Nihilus: (grunts, to the vox) I'm coming...
Nihilus: (to nowhere in particular) You - shut up.
(Nihilus starts to walk out of the library when a voice behind him startles him)
Strange Guy: Now where are you going now?
(Nihilus turns around to find Strange Guy is sitting in the chair again)
Nihilus: (via vox) He's back...
Strange Guy: And who are you talking to all the time?


Atellus: No, he can't hear that.
GM: Yes.
(a beat)
Atellus: Oh God.


Atellus: (still on vox) Where did he come from?
Nihilus: Well...behind me...I guess?
Nihilus: I didn't see - because you told me to get to the bridge!
Atellus: (sighs) Use your people skills. Ask him.
(a beat)
Nihilus: That means you want me to kill him, right?
Atellus: No.
Atellus: Not yet...
Nihilus: So...
(long pause)
Nihilus: Well, he's sitting there. What do I do now? Atellus: Ask him how he got there.
Nihilus: I guess he sat there...
Atellus: ASK HIM.
Nihilus: Well, then I BLOODY ASK HIM.
Nihilus: (to the guy) Well, how did you get there? What a stupid question.
Strange Guy: I...walked up to the chair and sit down?
Nihilus: (via vox) See! I told you! He walked up to the chair and sat down!
Atellus: How did I not see you?
(a beat)
Atellus: That's what you're supposed to ask, by the way...
Nihilus: Wha...what...why...you couldn't see me - you were on the bridge...
Strange Guy: (answering Atellus' question) Maybe you weren't paying attention?
Nihilus: HOW SHOULD I PAY ATTENTION IF TWO PEOPLE KEEP TALKING TO ME?!?
Nihilus: And none of them make any sense!
Nihilus: Any I can't even kill any of you!
Atellus: Nihilus, you should be very careful.
Strange Guy: Now just calm down, will you?
Nihilus: NO, I DON'T WANT TO!


(meanwhile, on the bridge)
Stig: What's going on at Silver's place?
Atellus: There's a person there that seems to be very fast...
Stig: A person that's very fast...how very fast?
Atellus: Like...faster than you could see them...
Stig: Now that's interesting...


(back in the library)
Strange Guy: I said "will you", not "do you want to"?
Nihilus: No, I will not...why would I calm down? You're in the restricted area!
Nihilus: You keep sitting in my spot!
Stig: (via vox) Uh...Silver?
Nihilus: WHAT?!?
Stig: You got a fast person there?
Nihilus: I got an annoying person here!
Strange Guy: What is it with you and this restricted area?
Stig: So, uhm...perhaps you could ask him how fast he is? Strange Guy: I'm not reading any of the books...
Strange Guy: I'm just sitting here.
Strange Guy: Would you please get your head outta your ass?
Nihilus: You're in my spot!
(a beat)
Strange Guy: All right.
(he gets up and stands next to the chair)
Strange Guy: Sit down.
(Nihilus promptly sits down)
Strange Guy: Feeling better now?
Nihilus: (via vox) Well...he got out of my spot...
Stig: Was he very fast doing so?
Nihilus: No...?
Stig: Okay. I really didn't get this from the beginning: what's the problem with this guy?
Atellus: (simultaneously) He's in the restricted area.
Nihilus: (simultaneously) He's like you.
Strange Guy: (simultaneously) That's a great question, by the way...
Nihilus: (realizes that Strange Guy has just responded to Stig) Wait.
Nihilus: If you can hear him then... you (Stig) talk with him! I don't want to talk to him!
Stig: What? He can hear me?
Nihilus: I don't know!
Stig: Can you hear me?
Strange Guy: Yes?
Stig: I said can you hear me?
Strange Guy: Ye-hes.
Nihilus: (voxing) He said yes two times.
Stig: Well, uhm, okay, I...
Stig: I will now go to the librarium.


(after a few seconds of silence in the librarium)
Strange Guy: So...tell me about that friend of yours.
Nihilus: I hate him. He's not my friend.
Strange Guy: Well...well me about that...non-friend of yours.
Nihilus: He talks stupid. He has a skunk as a pet. And he's annoying.
Strange Guy: I see...
Strange Guy: Well...he sounds like a nice enough guy...
Nihilus: Well, bloody brilliant! He's on his way here! I hope you two get along.
Nihilus: I'M OUT OF HERE!
(Nihilus turns around and stomps out of the librarium)